January 2010
“Your flaws are beautiful. They’re what make you stand out. Don’t try to be...”
– Andrea Chiang (via quote-book) (via lovebot) (via blindlyoptimistic)
sampung oras ka kung maligo!
pati ang kaluluwa mo ay babango..
[tenenenen, tenenen, tenenen]
-kaliwete.eheads..
one of the funniest songs i have heard in my entire life haha although it took me years to understand what it meant.. [i was 8 when i first heard it so i don’t really understand what it was trying to imply]
anyway.. someone’s playing a bunch of eheads songs in here.. its a relief. i’m not a...
you can whine and bitch all day..
but keep in mind that doing so won’t change anything sweetie. :)
so go on… hustle!
@ imara
jjmagracia:
Mara, walang hiya. I thought i did well. I did not sleep, so i could have eyebags. joke. I did not sleep to study. I was so confident yesterday, super confident talaga. Unfortunate as can be, I failed. And so did everybody else. Exage! but half the population.
Still mara, it’s Medical-Surgical Nursing! It’s not that easy. I want to wallow in self-pity. Not that I really, really...
mikkomahinay asked: i meant feeds sa facebook:D
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
pinoytumblr:
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.
...
Okay, i take it back.
jjmagracia:
THE EXAM WAS BAD> HELL.
this is typical jjsikism.. ahahhaa
buang! unsa man jud .. keremember na nuon ko ato time na nag.tutor2 kunuhai ka kang plaza ug marcell ba.. daun you know na ahahahah…
crazy girl.. i mess the you magcheka tayo sumday kapag nagtagpo na ating landas [char]
automatic. Utada Hikaru.
although i cant...
“These were the lovely bones that had grown around my absence: the connections -...”
– -susie salmon
this was how she concluded her own death.
from the movie “The lovely bones”